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Random Facts

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1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

14. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history
Spades - King David,
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

17. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

18. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

19. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

20. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield, wipers and laser printers all have in common? (Ans. - All invented by women.)

21. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is it? Ans. - Honey

22. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

23. A snail can sleep for three years.

24. All polar bears are left handed.

25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

26. Butterflies taste with their feet.

27. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

28. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

29. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

30. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

31. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

32. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

33. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

34. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

35. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

36. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

37. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

38. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

39. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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Here at UNO, we know men. We really do. And we know that if you have someone as hot and delectable as Dawn Jimenez waiting for you at home or in the office, you'd be hard-pressed to leave either place, right?

Or, because you know where to find her, you'd try to catch her again in her break-out role during the climactic scene in On The Job, a movie about prisoners exiting prison to become hired hit men for corrupt government officials. Dawn surprised everyone as she took everything off for her wild love scene with Gerald Anderson, whose character didn't get any action for several months. Everything. She didn't even leave the cover on.

Her willingness to be daring however paid off, as Dawn scored her first cover for UNO and an upcoming role in the ABS-CBN afternoon teleserye Moon of Desire.

For UNO's 92 issue, she gets down, dirty and simply delicious for her cover shoot. Donning the teensiest red and black lace lingerie, Dawn nibbles ever so gently or sometimes fiercely on a luscious piece of chocolate in the photos.

She reveals her thoughts on nabbing the role in OTJ and her excitement at being in a new afternoon teleserye with JC De Vera, Meg Imperial and Ellen Adarna.

She wasn't afraid to get all wet and lathered in chocolate for this UNO cover either. Dawn, with a sweet smile that could melt the hardest heart or chocolate, is actually a lover of zombie movies, even the low-budget ones, a fact that will surely get many a guy's attention.

Well, if the first few pages of Dawn's body in chocolate, with chocolate, on chocolate still didn't get your heart pumping (you must be cold-blooded then), perhaps the last spread will get a rise out of you.

Dawn. Chocolate spread ever so messily all over her body. And finger-licking. That should be enough right?

Well, this 92nd UNO issue also has some other articles that will get you excited and blood flowing to other parts of your body.

Like the Places to Dayo For, a food feature that takes you to different kinds of hole-in-the-wall restos from North, South to Central Metro Manila. If you are still hungry after this feature, you can go back for some more Dawn.

Or you can impress your girl with your vast knowledge of wines, especially if all you've been drinking all your life is beer. Your wine expertise is sure to get your girl excited and more...fluid.

And we didn't forget to include a feature in this issue for that other part of you that also does some thinking...your brain. Atom Araullo, the big shot broadcast journalist gets intimate and shares about his rise to fame and how this alpha male manages it all: work, fame, and love.

So go ahead, feel free to grab UNO's 92 issue. Everyone deserves a bite of chocolate-y happiness.

UNO magazine is available in all leading bookstores and magazine stands nationwide.

Follow UNO Mag at the following social networks:
Twitter: @UNOmag
Facebook: UNOmagazine
Instagram: UNOmagazine
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If you think that they are just a simple girl group who gets TV time by dancing and singing on variety shows, think again!

There is more to the Mocha Girls than just skin deep attraction.

Landing on the cover of UNO, the ultimate guide for men in the Philippines, proves there is more to them than just fleshy beauty.

Uno Magazine 2013 Special Holiday Release

This pop all-girl group has seen its share of beautiful faces come and go, but one thing that has remained constant is the founder and the person who lent her name to the group, ringleader Mocha Uson.

Mocha says what keeps the group going is the drive to reinvent itself. The current members minus Mocha were not there when Mocha Girls started seven years ago. But Mae, Franz, Seika, Georgina, Jhane with Mocha have found a way to use each other's strengths and complement these to form a cohesive, well-oiled pop group that thrives on reinvention.

Mocha Girls has earned its share of awards for pop hits and with every new song it has released, continues to prove they are not a one-hit girl-group wonder.

In this issue of UNO magazine, readers and Mocha Girls will be treated to a very visual feast of the girls in different titillating poses. And lots of skin bared too.

But what makes this UNO issue even more special is the informative featurettes on each member of the group. It provides a rare glimpse into how the girls think, how they feel about things and situations around them--generally, it's like a one-on-one date with a girl you like.

And the surprise bonus? The issue contains a free calendar inside, featuring, of course, the Mocha Girls.

The Mocha Girls from L-R: Jhane, Mae, Mocha, Franz, Saika, and Georgina

Go ahead, treat yourself to a dose of Mocha and her girls. It's gonna be well worth it to find out what gets these six ladies going, moving, and rising up.

UNO magazine is available in all leading bookstores and magazine stands nationwide.

Follow UNO Mag at the following social networks:
Twitter: @UNOmag
Facebook: UNOmagazine
Instagram: UNOmagazine
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1. Blasphemous
Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?”
A: “Utong!”

2. Carlo of Taguig
Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?”
A: “Umiilaw!”

3. Pancho
Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
A: “Humanitarian?”

4. Joan C
Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…”

5. Potpot/Simplyme
Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?”
A: “Sunog!”

6. Arcueid
Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.”
A: “Willie da pooh!”

7. Raimon
Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?”
A: “Hindunesia?”

8. Bonnjeru
Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?”
A: “Pagong!”

9. MaudeEvans
Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.”
A: “Tae!”

10. Supertanker
Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?”
A: “Canadia!”

11. RC & Cess
Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red…”
A: “Ribbon!”

12. Jose de Vengenge
Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?”
A: “Buhok?”

13. Arcueid
Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.”
A: “Tinga!”

14. LilMaui
Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?”
A: “Pag balita?”

15. Katherine
Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?”
A: “Baby oil?”

16. RC & Cess
Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?”
A: “Sweetserland?”

17. RC & Cess
Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?”
A: “Godzilla?”

18. LilRedShiningNips
Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?”
A: “Itlog ng tao!”

19. Jose de Vengenge
Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?”
A: “Sadista?”

20. Ned
Q: “Blank is the best policy.”
A: “Ice tea?”

21. Boc
Q: “Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?”
A: “Yung tangkay?”

22. Espeks
Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?”
A: “Sa likod!”

23. No Angel
Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.”
A: “Tiger?”

24. No name
Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?”
A: “Saging!”

25. No name
Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?”
A: “Baliw!”

26. Kayee
Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?”
A: “Kamag-anak!”

27. Kid Bukid
Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?”
A: “Sa motel?”

28. His Cuteness
Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?”
A: “Cold water!”

29. Katuray
Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?”
A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”

30. Loipogi
Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.”
A: “Operadang bakla?”

31. litzkrieg
Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?”
A: “Madami!”

32. Adakrab 14
Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?”
A: “Abnormal!”
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Ang Alamat ng Crab

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Ito ang alamat, na hindi man lang nalaman ng ating mga ninuno. Ma-swerte ka, ikaw pa lang ang unang makaka-alam nito.

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