tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675453076906613212024-02-21T12:00:13.217+08:00Matuwa KaIhalakhak mo, itawa mo, igulong mo, hala sige, hanggang sa maihi!... :þRunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-24550675820712489752014-09-09T15:00:00.003+08:002014-09-09T15:00:52.203+08:00Random Facts1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-62747167435957802442014-03-03T17:09:00.000+08:002014-03-03T17:09:19.018+08:00UNO Magazine Puts Dawn Jimenez on the CoverHere at UNO, we know men. We really do. And we know that if you have someone as hot and delectable as Dawn Jimenez waiting for you at home or in the office, you'd be hard-pressed to leave either place, right?
Or, because you know where to find her, you'd try to catch her again in her break-out role during the climactic scene in On The Job, a movie about prisoners exiting prison to become hired pEDohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09626621086167448826noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-74678705072843025942013-12-18T18:24:00.001+08:002014-03-03T17:12:32.498+08:00UNO Magazine Releases The Mocha Girls SpecialIf you think that they are just a simple girl group who gets TV time by dancing and singing on variety shows, think again!
There is more to the Mocha Girls than just skin deep attraction.
Landing on the cover of UNO, the ultimate guide for men in the Philippines, proves there is more to them than just fleshy beauty.
Uno Magazine 2013 Special Holiday Release
This pop all-girl group has seen pEDohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09626621086167448826noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-29903409407409381962012-10-12T13:50:00.002+08:002012-10-12T13:50:49.518+08:00Top Stupid Answers To Game Show Questionstaken from a post in facebook.
1. Blasphemous
Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?”
A: “Utong!”
2. Carlo of Taguig
Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?”
A: “Umiilaw!”
3. Pancho
Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
A: “Humanitarian?”
4. Joan C
Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…”
“Ninja?”
5. Potpot/Simplyme
Q: “Ano ang karaniwang RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-21899997933688052822012-09-14T18:15:00.003+08:002012-09-14T18:15:57.525+08:00Ang Alamat ng CrabIto ang alamat, na hindi man lang nalaman ng ating mga ninuno. Ma-swerte ka, ikaw pa lang ang unang makaka-alam nito.
RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-73344067227824440612012-04-26T09:38:00.000+08:002012-04-26T09:38:13.356+08:00Human Climate ChangeDATI, pag maganda nililigawan agad,
NGAYON, pag maganda tinititigan muna kasi baka bakla!
DATI, kaunti lang ang mga gwapong lalaki,
NGAYON, kaunti na lang ang mga guwapo na tunay na lalaki!
DATI, pag guwapo babaero,
NGAYON, pati PANGIT babaero na rin, choosy pa!
DATI, hinihintay munang bumilog ang buwan bago magpakasal,
NGAYON, hihintayin munang bumilog ang tiyan bago pakasalan!
DATI, lalaki RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-17761134118168058292012-04-20T22:22:00.000+08:002012-04-20T22:22:05.211+08:00Random Helpful Trivias: Who KnewFor icy door steps in freezing temperatures: Get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze.
To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out.
Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking sodaRunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-3059607969557714222011-12-14T13:50:00.002+08:002011-12-14T13:51:39.357+08:00Smart Programmer Kid Being PunishedRunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-88031948160258440972011-10-20T13:19:00.002+08:002011-10-20T13:40:34.758+08:00Computer Security and PrivacyMaintaining a whole perfect sense of computer and/or internet privacy and security requires a big investment and a whole lot of effort. But with ingenuity, the complications of setting-up one is not a big deal. See below photos to know what I mean...
No one would see what you're typing
No one would see what you're surfing
Best of all, the ultimate security....
Okay, now that's not what real RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-70730280241220647902011-10-14T14:46:00.003+08:002011-10-14T15:11:13.616+08:00Just Burn the Bridge When You Get ThereThe following just made it to my inbox which came from a good friend - Mr5uplado - who can relate most to this. Read on and please do care to explain to me if you were able to understand it.
We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave her a second look. I realized that beauty is in the RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-74513079046699679672011-09-26T18:51:00.002+08:002011-09-26T18:52:40.740+08:00Yahoo News Needs ProofReadersClick the images below to download and zoom.
Evidence #1: Read the photo caption on the right of the image.
Evidence #2: New word being invented.
RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-89144205200232012652011-09-21T17:37:00.000+08:002011-09-21T17:37:53.184+08:00SysAd and Programmer ScenarioThe following conversations below are real-life scenario from the office. These were e-mail conversations between the Programmer (who also administers their own department's domain) and the Company's System-wide Administrator (who manages all the DHCP servers).
The Problem: Trouble with IP Address conflicts within the Programmer's department, and an unknown machine that's been obtaining an RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-56804978872726039652011-03-01T09:46:00.000+08:002011-03-01T09:46:02.606+08:00Down Memory LaneTO ALL PINOY KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's!
First, some of us survived being born to mothers who did not have an OB-Gyne, smoked and/or drank San Miguel Beer or Syoktong, while they carried us. The manghihilot was the cheapest way to deliver babies. Dinala ka ba ng nanay mo sa pediatrician for DPT? While pregnant, they took cold or cough medicine, cortal RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-50246886081764895732011-02-17T22:14:00.002+08:002011-02-17T22:14:24.543+08:00Break MunaAanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan,
milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang
kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?!
<<>><<>> <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>>
SA MAY KANTO.
LASING: Miss ang panget mo!
BABAE: Kapal ng mukha mo! Ikaw naman LASENGGO!
LASING: Bukas di na ako lasing, ikaw bukas panget pa rin! Wahahahahaha.....
<<>><<>> <<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>>
ANAK: RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-38187184348634545172010-10-06T13:50:00.007+08:002010-10-06T14:12:42.895+08:00Ang Pag-IbigI Used to be like this...Then I met a gal...She was like this...Together, we were like this...I gave her gifts like this...When she accepted my proposal, I was like this...I used to talk to her all night like this...And at office used to do this...When my friends saw my gal friend, they stared like this...And I used to react like this...But on Valentines Day, she receivedred rose from someone RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-75263532404845300722010-10-05T17:36:00.000+08:002010-10-05T17:36:29.657+08:005.5.5 on 10.10.10<!-- multiply:no_crosspost -->
Alam nyo ba?
na ngayong 10.10.10 o Octubre a-dyes, taong dalawang libo at sampu, ay mayroong 5.5.5?
limang byernes
limang sabado
at limang linggo, lahat ay napapabilang sa iisang buwan lamang ng Oktubre ngayong taon. Ito ay minsan lamang mangyari sa loob ng 823 taon.
Maging mapanuri, mapangahas, at matulis. Ito po si Kuya Kim, sama-sama tayong maging..... SAKSI!!!RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-77591882415471176792010-10-01T08:54:00.000+08:002010-10-01T08:54:00.277+08:00Enduring Love<!-- multiply:no_crosspost -->
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-8974765006010851282010-09-23T15:22:00.001+08:002010-09-23T15:22:12.568+08:00Mga Jokes ni Mak<!-- multiply:no_crosspost -->
MISTER: wala akong tulog dahil naiisip ko P500K na utang ko kay pare.
MISIS: madali yan! Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mong hindi ka makakabayad sa utang mo para siya naman ang hindi makatulog!
****
JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord,swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.
****
JEEP RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-76149994569337228782010-09-21T17:34:00.003+08:002010-09-21T17:35:44.359+08:00Laugh<!-- multiply:no_crosspost -->
Makabagong kasabihan: Kagandahan edition
1 ) Para sa magaganda: "aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa."
2 ) Para sa gustong magpaganda/retokada : "kung gusto mong lumandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi"
3 ) Para sa mga feeling magaganda: "talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday"
4 ) Para sa mga walang ganda: "mabait man daw at magalingRunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-80364508154999834122010-09-19T23:18:00.002+08:002010-09-19T23:18:40.038+08:00More Famous Jokes<!-- multiply:no_crosspost -->
Dalawang Sira ulo....
SIRA1: Magaling ka na ba?
SIRA2: Oo namn!!!
SIRA1: Talaga?...kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?
SIRA2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlyt mo?...e d nalaglag pa ko!!!
TEACHER and BOY
TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po RunningAtomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18274344563734537272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-42709284532895320832010-08-06T21:59:00.000+08:002010-08-06T21:59:03.802+08:00Pick-Up Lines (Na Naman?!)<!-- multiply:no_crosspost -->
“ Arc reactor ka ba?
Di ako tatagal kapag nawala ka sa dibdib ko”
“ Ang init ngayon no?
Dito ka sa puso ko… malamig.
“ Buti pa email…
May attachment.
“ Marunong ka bang mag-ayos ng cellphone?
Sira yata itong iPhone ko…
Wala kasi yung number mo…
“ Para kang algebraic expression
Minsan mahirap maintindihan
But when you’re in the simplest form
The best ka talaga Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-40311611902400467722010-07-01T13:52:00.001+08:002010-07-01T13:53:53.253+08:00Pinoy JokesEstudyante
Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Estudiante!
Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa estudiante.
Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL ok yun!
Pamboboso
Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko 'yung panty ko!
Inay: Bastos 'yun, ah! Ano ginawa mo?
Anak: Inalis ko at itinago ko 'yung panty, para 'di n'ya makita!
Liit naman
Wife: honey... bili mo naman Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-80977687009686039442010-05-29T08:00:00.003+08:002010-05-29T08:00:01.925+08:00Pamana ni Lola sa kanyang Apo:~
Nag uusap ang Lola at Ang Apo tungkol sa Pamana:
Sabi ng Lola: Apo, alam mo na matanda na ako, malapit na akong mamatay, Ipapamana ko sa iyo ang aking Sakahan, Prutasan, Bahay at ang mga alaga kong Hayop.
Sabi ng Apo: Laking pasasalamat ko po Lola, Saan po Yun?
Sabi ng Lola: Sa Facebook Apo, heto Email ko hot_lola16@yahoo.com at ang Password ay Ganda122. Click mo sa bookmark ang Farmville.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-48028394770518094082010-05-27T19:13:00.001+08:002010-05-27T19:13:14.091+08:00Kotow:p
Teacher: ano ang ating pambansang hayop
Student: kuto!
Teacher: mali, may w sa huli
Student: kutow!
Teacher: mali, mayu sungay...
Student: demonyong kutow!
Teacher: mali, may buntot
Student: demonyong kutow na may buntot!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1867545307690661321.post-35622298661732766272010-05-25T09:13:00.000+08:002010-05-25T09:13:21.926+08:00Wowowee
These are questions and actual answers of contest participants!
1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?" A: "Utong!"
2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"
3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"
4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"
5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2