got this from an e-mail thread, enjoy laughing... ;)
Showing posts with label Funny Answers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Answers. Show all posts
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Asking What You Already Know
While I was at the LTO Main Compound on my way to the office, I passed by two men also going to our office. I usually don't mind the conversations that I overhear from the people that I pass by, but in this particular scenario, I can't help but to re-think what I heard. It made me grin as I enter our main lobby, find out for yourself why!
Man 1 & Man 2: Walking from the LTO's back gate towards our office.
Me: Passing by from them.
Man 1: "Ayun ung Stradcom."
Me, Man 1 & Man 2 arrived at the Stradcom Guard's house.
Man 1: "Boss, saan yung Stradcom?"
Guard: "Dito Sir, dito po muna kayo sa gilid."
Me: Logging-in my time at the guard house, overhearing more of their conversations.
Guard: "Saan po kayo Sir?"
Man 1: "Sa Stradcom po."
Friday, March 27, 2009
Funny Answers by Brilliants
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Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all it is already built.
Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands.(Good one)
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A: No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q: What looks like half apple?
A: The other half.
Q: What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A: Dinner.
Q: What happened when wheel was invented ?
A: It caused a revolution.
Q: Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all it is already built.
Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands.(Good one)
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A: No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q: What looks like half apple?
A: The other half.
Q: What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A: Dinner.
Q: What happened when wheel was invented ?
A: It caused a revolution.
Q: Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
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