Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Ang Pag-Ibig

I Used to be like this...


Then I met a gal...


She was like this...


Together, we were like this...


I gave her gifts like this...


When she accepted my proposal, I was like this...


I used to talk to her all night like this...


And at office used to do this...


When my friends saw my gal friend, they stared like this...


And I used to react like this...


But on Valentines Day, she received
red rose from someone else like this...


And she was like this...


And I was like this...


Which later led to this...



I felt like doing this...


I started doing this...


and this...


Whew Girls!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

5.5.5 on 10.10.10


Alam nyo ba?

na ngayong 10.10.10 o Octubre a-dyes, taong dalawang libo at sampu, ay mayroong 5.5.5?

limang byernes
limang sabado
at limang linggo, lahat ay napapabilang sa iisang buwan lamang ng Oktubre ngayong taon. Ito ay minsan lamang mangyari sa loob ng 823 taon.

Maging mapanuri, mapangahas, at matulis. Ito po si Kuya Kim, sama-sama tayong maging..... SAKSI!!!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Enduring Love


A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....