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Kids Are Quick

by RunningAtom | 11:40 PM in , , |


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


  1. jade sitjar on August 19, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    haha!!! nakakatuwa talaga tong mga jokes.. bakit kaya wala to sa mga text? sarap magpaload at isend to sa mga friends ko. gusto ko yung teacher at si maria. kakatawa talaga!!! galingan mo running atom.. dami mong pinatutuwa dito.

  2. RunningAtom on August 22, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    haha... Jade, thanks for dropping by! Seldom ko nga lang ma-update mga jokes dito, I try as much as possible kasi to post those jokes that aren't spread widely from SMS.

    These jokes perhaps eh nasa SMS din nung mga nakaraan. Siguro nung panahon pa ng Nokia 3210, hehehe...

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