Man and Wife

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, 'what problem could be greater than this one?'"
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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure. What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or no."
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A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor."
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.