Cirilo

:p

A wealthy man living in an exclusive Connecticut suburb decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of 20 his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Cirilo, the only Filipino in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion..
Everyone was having a good time drinking Roederer Cristal, Le Pin,
dancing, eating foie gras, Belon oysters and Wagyu beef BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15 foot man-eating
crocodile in
my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to
jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Cirilo in the pool. Cirilo was fighting the
croc and kicking its ass. Cirilo was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and
chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the 20 croc through
the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Cirilo and the croc
were screaming and raising hell. Finally Cirilo strangled the croc and let
it float to the top like a goldfish. Cirilo then slowly climbed out of the
pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. A thunderous
applause greeted Cirilo.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Cirilo, my Princeton buddy, I reckon I owe
you a million dollars.'

No, it's all right, I don't want it,' said Cirilo.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.'
'How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks. I don't want it,'
answered Cirilo.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Maserati and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again Cirilo said no.

Confused, the wealthy man asked, 'Well Cirilo, then what do you want?'

Cirilo said, 'I want the name of that putang-inang bastard who pushed me
in the Pool.'