Matuwa Ka

Gay: Ako'y matutulog na sa aking higaan, dahil ako'y gigising pa bago magbukang liwayway. Sana ako'y makatulog ng mahimbing, upang ako'y makabawi sa ilang araw na pagsusunog ng aking makapal na kilay. Good night crush! =) Brother matulog ka ng mahimbing, upang sa iyong pag-gising, matanto mong ika'y lalaki rin! Gay: Ngunit kahit anong gawin, umaga'y gumaganda pa rin, dahil sa bawat paggising, mukhang kaakit akit pa rin, ang bumubungad sa akin! Brother: wala na bang pag-asa, mawalay ang pagka-dyokla? minsan ako'y nababahala, dahil sa chenes mong pananalita! utak ko ri'y nagsusumamo, matigil na sana ang iyong eklavo!

Earlier, as I was browsing over our MAIDRS running pictures, my attention was caught by this one. And so, I tagged this one as COOPERATION. Here's a closer look: See what I mean?

:~ 1. Yaya buys food at McDo. Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?” Yaya: “Puwede sa table?” --- --- --------- --------- 2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!” Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.” Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?” Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.” --- --- --------- --------- 3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office. Doc: “Bottlefed?” Woman: “Breastfed po.” (Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly) Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.” Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!” --- --- --------- --------- 4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten. She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor: “Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!” --- --- --------- --------- 5. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star. Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!” --- --- --------- --------- 6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…” Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?” Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!” ...

:p A wealthy man living in an exclusive Connecticut suburb decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of 20 his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Cirilo, the only Filipino in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.. Everyone was having a good time drinking Roederer Cristal, Le Pin, dancing, eating foie gras, Belon oysters and Wagyu beef BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15 foot man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Cirilo in the pool. Cirilo was fighting the croc and kicking its ass. Cirilo was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the 20 croc through the air like some kind...