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Inday Jokes

:p AMO: Inday, ano ginawa mo sa microwave natin at sumabog? INDAY: Success is often the result of taking misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much. AMO: Impostora! Lumayas ka dito! ****** AMO: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sira na silya? INDAY: I have computed the chair's value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pretax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is an accordance with PAS18 on revenue, PAS16 on PPE, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets. AMO: *fainted* Si Inday talaga, accountant din pala! ****** Nagpunta sa probinsya ang pamilya Montemayor para sa dalawang araw na bakasyon. Kasama nila si Inday at inutusan siyang kumuha ng papaya mula sa puno para ihalo sa tinolang iluluto ni Mrs. Montemayor. Mrs. Montemayor : Inday, ipitas mo nga ako ng papaya para matapos na itong tinola ko. Inday: Su...