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Maintaining a whole perfect sense of computer and/or internet privacy and security requires a big investment and a whole lot of effort. But with ingenuity, the complications of setting-up one is not a big deal. See below photos to know what I mean... No one would see what you're typing No one would see what you're surfing Best of all, the ultimate security.... Okay, now that's not what real ingenuity is... Now if you want to fight or be a part in fighting CyberCrimes, there's a fun run coming in December 10, 2011 at the Quirino Grandstand, Manila. Read on and comment for a chance to get a free race kit for the 500K Punches vs. CyberCrimes .

The following just made it to my inbox which came from a good friend - Mr5uplado - who can relate most to this. Read on and please do care to explain to me if you were able to understand it. We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave her a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, she came over with me. She said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if she doesn’t give it back? She explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears. Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of her feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we...

Click the images below to download and zoom. Evidence #1: Read the photo caption on the right of the image. Evidence #2: New word being invented.

The following conversations below are real-life scenario from the office. These were e-mail conversations between the Programmer (who also administers their own department's domain) and the Company's System-wide Administrator (who manages all the DHCP servers). The Problem: Trouble with IP Address conflicts within the Programmer's department, and an unknown machine that's been obtaining an already assigned IP Address from the Programmer's DHCP. Programmer: Pa-request po hostnames of the following, we can’t resolve our IP Address conflicts without knowing where these conflicts are: __:__:__:__:__:8D __:__:__:__:__:C1 Or better yet, please give us advice how we can permanently fix this. Do we need to restart the DHCP server? Clear the IP Address logs and re-assign new sets of IP Address to all our workstations? Reply from SysAd: Kindly give us all of your host names and respective mac addresses. This will resolve everything and don’t configure any static IP...

TO ALL PINOY KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's!   First, some of us survived being born to mothers who did not have an OB-Gyne, smoked and/or drank San Miguel Beer or Syoktong, while they carried us. The manghihilot was the cheapest way to deliver babies. Dinala ka ba ng nanay mo sa pediatrician for DPT?   While pregnant, they took cold or cough medicine, cortal or medicol, ate isaw, and didn't worry about diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after all that trauma, our baby cribs were made of hard wood covered with lead-based paints , pati na yung walker ( andador ) natin, matigas na kahoy or rattan at wala pang gulong. We had no soft cushy cribs that play music, no disposable diapers (lampin lang), ( noon cloth or rattan duyan lang tied to the posts or ceiling, babies fell asleep sa sobrang hilo ) and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, no kneepads, sometimes wala pang preno yung bisikleta.   Take-out food was limite...

Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?! > > > > > > > > SA MAY KANTO. LASING: Miss ang panget mo! BABAE: Kapal ng mukha mo! Ikaw naman LASENGGO! LASING: Bukas di na ako lasing, ikaw bukas panget pa rin! Wahahahahaha..... > > > > > > > > ANAK: Dad I'm fifteen na, pwede na ba ako mag BRA? DAD: Di pwede! ANAK: But Dad, all my friends wear bra na... DAD:Tigilan mo ako RENATO!!! Baka pisain ko itlog mo!! > > > > > > > > HUSBAND: Pagkamatay ko ipamamana ko sayo 50 hectares ng lupa'tbahay at 350 million sa bank. Ano pa mahihiling mo? WIFE: Gusto ko mamatay ka na, Ngayon na! > > > > > > > > NENE: Inay, pinatambling ako kanina sa school! INAY: Gaga! Gusto lang nila makita panty mo! NENE: Alam ko! Kaya nga tinago ko sa bag yung panty ko eh!!... > ...