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DATI, pag maganda nililigawan agad, NGAYON, pag maganda tinititigan muna kasi baka bakla! DATI, kaunti lang ang mga gwapong lalaki, NGAYON, kaunti na lang ang mga guwapo na tunay na lalaki! DATI, pag guwapo babaero, NGAYON, pati PANGIT babaero na rin, choosy pa! DATI, hinihintay munang bumilog ang buwan bago magpakasal, NGAYON, hihintayin munang bumilog ang tiyan bago pakasalan! DATI, lalaki ang nanliligaw sa babae, NGAYON, lalaki pa rin naman ang nanliligaw.... sa mga bakla!

The following conversations below are real-life scenario from the office. These were e-mail conversations between the Programmer (who also administers their own department's domain) and the Company's System-wide Administrator (who manages all the DHCP servers). The Problem: Trouble with IP Address conflicts within the Programmer's department, and an unknown machine that's been obtaining an already assigned IP Address from the Programmer's DHCP. Programmer: Pa-request po hostnames of the following, we can’t resolve our IP Address conflicts without knowing where these conflicts are: __:__:__:__:__:8D __:__:__:__:__:C1 Or better yet, please give us advice how we can permanently fix this. Do we need to restart the DHCP server? Clear the IP Address logs and re-assign new sets of IP Address to all our workstations? Reply from SysAd: Kindly give us all of your host names and respective mac addresses. This will resolve everything and don’t configure any static IP...

Alam nyo ba? na ngayong 10.10.10 o Octubre a-dyes, taong dalawang libo at sampu, ay mayroong 5.5.5? limang byernes limang sabado at limang linggo, lahat ay napapabilang sa iisang buwan lamang ng Oktubre ngayong taon. Ito ay minsan lamang mangyari sa loob ng 823 taon. Maging mapanuri, mapangahas, at matulis. Ito po si Kuya Kim, sama-sama tayong maging..... SAKSI!!!