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DATI, pag maganda nililigawan agad, NGAYON, pag maganda tinititigan muna kasi baka bakla! DATI, kaunti lang ang mga gwapong lalaki, NGAYON, kaunti na lang ang mga guwapo na tunay na lalaki! DATI, pag guwapo babaero, NGAYON, pati PANGIT babaero na rin, choosy pa! DATI, hinihintay munang bumilog ang buwan bago magpakasal, NGAYON, hihintayin munang bumilog ang tiyan bago pakasalan! DATI, lalaki ang nanliligaw sa babae, NGAYON, lalaki pa rin naman ang nanliligaw.... sa mga bakla!

For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: Get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out. Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!). Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel. Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. (Now, where to put the body?) =D Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and ...