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DATI, pag maganda nililigawan agad, NGAYON, pag maganda tinititigan muna kasi baka bakla! DATI, kaunti lang ang mga gwapong lalaki, NGAYON, kaunti na lang ang mga guwapo na tunay na lalaki! DATI, pag guwapo babaero, NGAYON, pati PANGIT babaero na rin, choosy pa! DATI, hinihintay munang bumilog ang buwan bago magpakasal, NGAYON, hihintayin munang bumilog ang tiyan bago pakasalan! DATI, lalaki ang nanliligaw sa babae, NGAYON, lalaki pa rin naman ang nanliligaw.... sa mga bakla!

For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: Get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out. Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!). Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel. Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. (Now, where to put the body?) =D Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and ...

Maintaining a whole perfect sense of computer and/or internet privacy and security requires a big investment and a whole lot of effort. But with ingenuity, the complications of setting-up one is not a big deal. See below photos to know what I mean... No one would see what you're typing No one would see what you're surfing Best of all, the ultimate security.... Okay, now that's not what real ingenuity is... Now if you want to fight or be a part in fighting CyberCrimes, there's a fun run coming in December 10, 2011 at the Quirino Grandstand, Manila. Read on and comment for a chance to get a free race kit for the 500K Punches vs. CyberCrimes .

The following just made it to my inbox which came from a good friend - Mr5uplado - who can relate most to this. Read on and please do care to explain to me if you were able to understand it. We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave her a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, she came over with me. She said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if she doesn’t give it back? She explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears. Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of her feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we...

Click the images below to download and zoom. Evidence #1: Read the photo caption on the right of the image. Evidence #2: New word being invented.

The following conversations below are real-life scenario from the office. These were e-mail conversations between the Programmer (who also administers their own department's domain) and the Company's System-wide Administrator (who manages all the DHCP servers). The Problem: Trouble with IP Address conflicts within the Programmer's department, and an unknown machine that's been obtaining an already assigned IP Address from the Programmer's DHCP. Programmer: Pa-request po hostnames of the following, we can’t resolve our IP Address conflicts without knowing where these conflicts are: __:__:__:__:__:8D __:__:__:__:__:C1 Or better yet, please give us advice how we can permanently fix this. Do we need to restart the DHCP server? Clear the IP Address logs and re-assign new sets of IP Address to all our workstations? Reply from SysAd: Kindly give us all of your host names and respective mac addresses. This will resolve everything and don’t configure any static IP...