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"Ang Tanging Ina" Movie Funny Lines

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1. Pag may tyaga, goodluck!
2. Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
3. Pagkahaba-haba man ng prusisyon, mauubusan din ng kandila.
4. Ang taong nagigipit, sa Bombay kumakapit.
5. Pag may usok, may nag-iihaw.
6. No guts, no glory, no ID, no entry.
7. Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
8. Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
9. Kapag ang puno mabunga, mataba ang lupa!
10. Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto, muta lang yan.

11. Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
12. Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
13. Better late than later.
14. Better late than pregnant.
15. Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment.
16. Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin, may utang.
17. Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
18. Magbiro ka na sa lasing, Magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, ‘wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
19. Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid ay puno ng linga.
20. Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, kailangan ng Alaxan.

21. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
22. Try and try until you succeed or else try another.
23. Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
24. Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
25. Behind the clouds, are the other clouds.
26. Aanhin pa ang damo, kung bato na ang uso!
27. It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
28. Ang batang masipag, paglaki ay pagod.
29. Ako ang nagsaing, iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh!
30. If you can’t beat them, shoot them.

31. Do unto others, then run!!!
32. Practice makes perfect, but then again no one's perfect so why practice?
33. Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang pang-salop.
34. Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.
35. When all else fails, follow the instructions.
36. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
37. No man is an island, because time is gold.
38. An apple a day, makes seven apples a week.
39. An apple a day, cannot be an orange a day.
40. Ang babaeng hindi natumtumba ay dating Kundoktora.

41. When it rains, it floods.
42. Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila.
43. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan sapul.
44. Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik .

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