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Funny Answers by Brilliants

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Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all it is already built.

Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands.(Good one)

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A: No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q: What looks like half apple?
A: The other half.

Q: What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A: Dinner.

Q: What happened when wheel was invented ?
A: It caused a revolution.

Q: Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

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