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Just Burn the Bridge When You Get There

The following just made it to my inbox which came from a good friend - Mr5uplado - who can relate most to this. Read on and please do care to explain to me if you were able to understand it.
We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave her a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, she came over with me. She said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if she doesn’t give it back? She explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of her feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, I plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” She's in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, She said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may lalakeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng lalakeng yon! He said they were still on. So I told him, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. He accused me of steeling her girlfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other man. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told him, “please, mine your own business!” Who would believe him anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but his problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my girlfriend said liketwice. She’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. He’s our of our lives.” Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

Comments

pinoy wit said…
Ahaha. I never thought incorrect grammar would make me laugh. I normally don't laugh when mistakes like these are bandied but I just can't help it this time :D

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