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Taong Gutom: ahmm... ate, pa-order naman po two rice.
Serbidora: ilang rice po?
Taong Gutom (nagtataka!): dalawa.

Serbidora: Ano po'ng ulam?
Taong Gutom: half order sa ampalaya.
Serbidora: ilang order po ng ampalaya?
Taong Gutom (lalong nagutom): kalahati.
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MinnieRunner said…
Taong Gutom = Pedo
Serbidora = Waitress sa Ulo-Ulo
April 16, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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